Drink and Razor Scooter
For those of you who have ever hung out with me for longer than 10 minutes at a social event, you know I drink. A lot. Like if i ever show up at your house without my cooler and 6pts you better hide your beer. Yah, I’m that kind of gurl and as luck would have it, I’ve found a new stupid kid fetish. Drinking and razor scootering. Me and one of my buddies hang out just about every Saturday for drinking, shooting pool, and basic good times for all. I tend to get a little overly tipsy and don’t like to quit drinking when I’m on a roll so his kid has talked me into razor scootering with him to “sober up”. Now, I want you to imagine the smallest razor scooter you’ve ever seen and a 200 lb drunk woman roaring down the roadways. Funny, right? You can just forecast the results. There you go, you got it. 200 lb drunk woman is at some point lying on the ground detached from the razor scooter. Nice. One of my last times out, I en...