Mostly
Most of the time I’m a good person. Most of the time I do the right thing. Then sometimes, I’m still as stupid as I was out surfing those cars. Case in point, my recent first and only misdemeanor conviction for assault and battery. Yep, I punched a manager of a tanning salon in the face over not honoring my Groupon and being mean to the elderly lady in front of me. The end results? Arrest warrant, hoping I wasn’t on the lam, probation, and lots and lots of mullah. Mullah that could have most definitely been used to fix my mechanically challenged Jeep. But that’s another story. So here I am on 6 months’ probation that mostly just sux ass. I can’t drink. Not even an O-Doulle’s because apparently, they have enough alcohol in them to show up on my random alcohol and drug test I am subjected to daily. I can’t go out of state without permission. I must go to weekly therapy and yes, I know that is probabl...